Scream 7
Scream 7 is franchise horror for the slop era
There's such a thing as "too boring to be offensive," turns out.
Lily Osler
Writer, Trekkie, incompetent knitter. Managing Editor at Episodes.
oscars
If we ran the Oscars: 9 movies from 2025 that deserved nominations
The Academy may not have appreciated them, but YOU can!
Rundown
Episodes Monday Rundown February 23–March 1 2026
This week: Sirāt, Wuthering Heights (not that one), and Lily's Pokemon team.
star trek
Starfleet Academy is the messy teen sibling modern Star Trek was missing
In a franchise that's increasingly calcified, Trek's new teen drama tries something new and exciting.
Rundown
Episodes Monday Rundown February 16–22 2026
This week: Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die, Hemlocke Springs, and some really cool blue whales.
Mailbag
February mailbag!
In this month's mailbag: the Winter Olympics, museum recommendations, and an all-Heated Rivalry fancast of Jesus Christ Superstar??
i saw the tv glow
In defense of the feel-bad comfort watch
Sometimes you watch a movie to feel better. And sometimes you watch a movie to feel human.
Heated Rivalry
Heated Rivalry: Episode 6, "The Cottage"
We're going to the cottage.
Rundown
Episodes Monday Rundown February 9–15 2026
This week: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, 2046, and Charli xcx's shockingly good Wuthering Heights album.
mailbag announcements
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Iron Lung
Iron Lung is why I hope they never make a Hollow Knight movie
The joy of a lore-driven horror game is immense. It just might not be replicable in a movie.
Heated Rivalry
Heated Rivalry: Episode 5, "I'll Believe in Anything"
A really amazing episode gets Lily and Olivia chatting about trust, vulnerability, and foreign-language love confessions.